Singapore....

Well well...Simon Shikin & I brought the two kiddos, Azizi & Asyraf down to Singapore for an interview with a local daily there + us getting a little time off to explore Singapore... The pic above was taken @ Sentosa Island...

ESCAPE THEME PARK @ Singapore.. made a quick stop here for 1-2 hours prior to our flight... look at them.. crazy people... I wouldnt go up that thing for a million Ringgit!!!.. hmmm.!!!!

That's us @ the entrance of Escape theme park.. :)

Phuket Escapade #1

Well well well.... I'm lying down here on the bed... waiting for another 30 mins before the cab comes to pick us up for the airport... ya! Kha Phun Kap.... I'm in Phuket now.. it was a 3 day thingy here... Lions Club project where we had meetings, and then visited an orphanage here.. actually managed by the Lions Club of Andaman Sea. Respect them man!

They are like the Kuching Lions Club where they actually combined their effort without thinking much about politics in Lionism.. and actually build and manage a home! kudos to all those lions clubs who have done so!

Sometimes I really think it's kind'a "cham" (kasihan) for them la. I mean, one of the Lions told us that the latest "entry" to the home is a 5 day old toddler... like.. OMG.. WTF is happening to this world! Sighhh. They are all adorable kiddos... sigh. But thank god Pitt and Jolie didnt come to this part of the world! :)

HAHAHAAH... you know, on another note...there were SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many "Super AQs" on the streets!!!!

Alright... can you actually tell or not? If u go ngorat a local chic there..here's a simple guide we actually found PRINTED on some free magazines ppl on the streets passed on to ya.... No joke.. they print everything.. from Pussy pussy pussy... to XXXXX... to surfing... to XXXX... HAHAHAHA... everything! It's like no ruling or control over there! oh ya.. here's the tip to get chics (just to make sure!)...
u might wanna double check all the necessary items first ayE.. like:

1. Adam's Apple

2. Vocal pitching

3. Shoulder wideness

4. "Boobies"???

5. The "thingy" (HAHAHAHA -i think by that time you would probably say ... "Oh shit... too late.. nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"
DISCLAIMER:Anyways, just joking only. No offense to those who like it that way.

Kheen Lke tagged along and became the center of attraction to many AQs... go ask him! he kena picit, rubbed, touched (shoulders only) and ahem.. winked! HA HA AH AHA...Grrooovy! :P

Alrighty... bout Kheen lke..after kena kacao by the Super AQs of the street.. it's not over you know!!! Last day was a holiday for us.. no more meetings, no people to meet....cos, we didnt take part in the local tour. We decided to go on our own to do a combined sea + land tour tailor made by ta-da.....!!!
EP Phuket Tour Sdn Bhd
(haha.. ya right!....)

Well, at the first stop at Khai Island... the moment when the kiddo jumped into the water... our fren kena sea urchin...! well, not many la... just about 20-25 duri poked straight onto his feet... we had to make an emergency pitt stop at a nearby island.. and off to land asap... sighhh! The guide helped rub lemon onto his feet.. whack it a few times with a stick.. and asked Kheen Lke to use his own pee on it! aiyohhhhhhhh.. but it's ok... after an hour.. he could bloody walk! no antibiotics, no injections! SERIOUS!!!

Well well... after we reached the main island again, we decided to continue with ourland tour since Kheen Lke's kaki was oledi okay... We decided to try out the ATV challenge.. i've never done that before you know throughout my whole bloody life haw haw haw.. suddenly, felt so SURVIVOR-ish! :P

That's me!!!! really tiring and tough to control la!

As for Kheen Lke...It's really not his day aye!?!!

WE HAADDDD to visit the temple. to throw away the SUEY-ness of what Kheen Lke has faced in these last 2-3 days! haw haw haw



And of cos..last area of visit before we flew off..THA MASSAD (Ya, you'll get that alot when you are in thailand. U know how most Cina-s dont, or rather can't, pronounc the "R" properly... like Luler... not Ruler? Lambutan..? Lam Phah.. (wait.. that's a different thing! ha ah ah aha ) I reckon the Thais have difficulty pronouncing any words that use the phonetical sound of the "e".. like Massage.. we suppose to pronounce it as MAH-SAJ...(with the "Je" tone)... but, they would pronounce it as MASSAD.. like it's tertelan the words of the last "je" or "Ge" sound.. and just replacing it with an end tone...! . so.. it'll be "D"..Or.. if my theory is right... they simply just tertelan most letters lah... like...

Free Entry - Fwee Enthee
Breakfast - Bekfast
Lunch - Lund
Drink -Dink

OK-ok.. enough of babbling.. I'm not the Say-It-Right Editor on the Star or something right? hahaha...

Ok...Meh, Mahkus, Kin Ek.. go massad bfor go eh pot. got many time. so,go massad after lund.

Oh yeaaaa baby....!!!! Give it to mehhhhh

'Nuff Said...

Melaka...

This is apparently the famous SATAY CELUP in Melaka. Simon mah brother has always been talking about this great place to eat Satay Celup.. and I really had no idea how bloody disgusting it was till we actually went there and tried it out!!!! It was our after event time @ Melaka... ya, we did an annual dinner event @ Holiday Inn Melaka...

How disgusting???~~~The pics above say it all!!! Well, the entire team enjoyed themselves munching on the Satay that they bloody celup into this pot of gravy that.. erm.. is never cleaned when customers leave. They just.. erm.. top up more sauce!!! arghghhhh

Here;s how they do it!!! pour new
gravy into the pot...then kacau2 it!!! ha ha ha.. funny right..
wait. wrong word used...
DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!

oH WELL.. STILLL.... ppl would eat.. Malaysians mahhh...! :P Take note on the number of sticks Zenny had! DIET KONONNNN!!!!! :p

Then we went jalan2 at the jetty near Holiday Inn...We stumbled upon a place that does foot massage and decided to give it a try. he eh he

A trip to down south....

Well, last weekend was pretty intensed ya! Hmmm. yup! me & Naim, my staff who is the Talent Manager of the DiGi CelebriTeens..., took the celebriteens for a 4 show road tour down south! 1st stop was the showcase for the Multiple District 308 Leo Forum @ the Zone in JB. Well, the Fellowship Nite was themed Horror Nite and boy oh! boy... you certainly have Leos really dressed up to the MAX! Well... I couldnt see any Lions dressing up as a dracula or Ju-On or sumthing, but then again, it was dark, so I couldn't really see properly. Anywayz, the celebriteens performed well, and they even got an encore! request oh which Zenny did her high pitch Gemilang that probably might capture Jac's attention when she did the very last note of Realiiiiittttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.... (ya... no kidding!). It was really tiring after a long journey, and yup, we went back to my apartment @ Tmn Molek and settled down for the night.. Oh ya, i wouldnt call it a night before a visit to johor Jaya's famous stalls selling that Chicken Wing panggang thingy where you would drool for more even after muching probably a little too many! :P

The next day, of course, we were supposed to get up by 8, of which I was so *(oo)* that I over slept myself (ya, what's new!).. We didnt start our journey till bout midday! hahaha.. ya.. I know..! We travelled back to Seremban where the kiddos performed the opening act for Singaporean new-comer, Lynn Malik!

Here's their showcase.. and to the right is the group with Lynn Malik

After the performance, we headed (again!) straight back to JB and slept at my apartments.. reached there pretty late... and dead tired by then!

The next morning, we crossed the causeway to Singapore! (yeyyy?).. and met up with good pal of mine.. Baki Zainal... Errr...if u dont recognize him.. he's on 8TV on Celebrity Chat and hosted quite a few TV programs b4.. and was also one of the casts of Kopitiam in their last few seasons...Of course, before our showcase that night.. we had to take a scroll @ Orchard Street aye? Everywhere was on sale mannn! haha! really good shopping! I bought erm.. nothing much-lah.. hahaha.. 4-5 Tees, 1 long sleeves... their CK's were relatively cheaper compared to Malaysia's... and erm. souvenirs and stuff like that! ha ah aha.. nuthing much.. :P Well, YOU LOOK AT BAKI yaaa! :P ahhahaa... he had more bags than I you know! :P
Here are some video clips...


It was a lot of fun..Lynn performed first, of course.. then, the kiddos took the stage and sang 2 covers and their original song, Sentiasa.. the BM version of "I'll Be Your Friend"... Well, this was really a good exposure for them.. Oh ya... Saiful from Malaysian idol Season 1 was there too!.. the one who sang "Ku juga mencintai dirimu..." the local version of the hit chinese song - Ching Fei De Eee (clearly shows I'm Banana as hell, right? :P) .. Baki had a bad gastric and had to be admitted. We were so worried, but still had to continue with the show .. Sigh.. but we managed to see him thereafter! Well, Saiful has changed his image quite a bit.. with a new look and new hair-do.. here's a pic of Cheryl & I with him during the JB Finals for DiGi Celebriteen 2006!!!

That's Saiful just 2 years ago!!!

After the show.. we spent a night in Singapore... and travelled to JB the next day to perform the opening act for Lynn again @ Angsana Shopping Mall, JB!

Well.. everyone was extremely tired as we reached no earlier than 10pm that night back to PJ... dead... sleepy, exhausted... and obviously.. me being me... *(oo)*....